Happy New Year, everybody.
Here is a list of resolutions that you all should make:
1. Learn to play Mafia (rules and strategy guide available by request, just email a20261 @ gmail . com)
2. Get a job you like
3. Start paying for your own car insurance
4. Get a new apartment, with parking
5. Buy yourself a “kiss me I’m Irish” t-shirt and wear it on St. Patrick’s Day
6. Travel to a faraway land, country, or state
7. Visit the capital building in Austin Texas and make Johnny Sapphire give you a tour
8. Take a road trip
9. Play more ping pong
And
10. Start getting excited for PHILLONYE 06
-tgme
p.s. how set are we on that spelling? You say phillonye, I say philonye? Well, I still say PHONYE, but it’s all good. Happy new year!
2 comments:
Only Tom would set NY's resolutions for other people.
Are you KIDDING me? We are almost LITERALLY a YEAR away from the next New Year's Eve! ARGH.
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