Pick 'em

Items of note:

• I scored fifty-two (52) of a possible one hundred thirty-six (136) points in last week’s football pool. Also of note: I’m playing in Donny’s office pool, which is in Milwaukee. However, there was one participant who scored lower than I did: Joe, the pool’s organizer scored only forty-two (42) points in week one.

• The television detective known for his proclivity for lollipops is Kojak and not, as is maintained by a coworker’s trivia desk calendar, Columbo, who was played by Peter Faulk, who has a glass eye.

• I get paid approximately $9,400.00 a year to blog at work.

• People think my recent haircut looks “professional,” I think it looks “stupid.”

• I have not archived one fund since May 17th, 2005.

• I would never use the company email to set up and distribute a clever pyramid scheme based on wagering large sums of money on fantasy football leagues. Not ever.

• Gmail is much easier to use than the company email system.

• I cannot remember the last time I wore a tie to work. It may or may not have been the day I used a shoelace for a belt.

• There are seven different ways to kill a man using a Swingline stapler.

• I’m seriously considering stealing the ladder maintenance guys just brought in to change some lightbulbs.

• I have not stolen enough push-pins to complete the smiley face on my bulletin board.

-cascadingly yours,
Tom


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