- Professional Grade Ping Pong Table -
This table will be kept in the secure, concrete-lined basement, as required by law
[see Utah State Nuclear Waste Disposal Survey addendum (j)ping pong related containment recommendations], in order to conatain the ping-pong-awesomeness. - Bookshelf Stairs -
Form + Function = Fantastic Staircase in this shelf-turned-ascender, or one like it, that I'll custom build to hold literary treasures - Secret Passage -
Of course, to hold treasures of the literal,not literary, variety, I'll need a secure, secret space, so I'll be building some type of secret passage or hidden room.
- Musical Instrument - And, I'll need some way to trip the hidden mechanism to allow access to the secret lair, and why not use what Batman uses: A dissonant piano chord! I may ditch the grand piano for something a little different, though...
- Aaaand...something for the lawn...-
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6 comments:
AWESOME. and that secret passage is definately plausible, and classy. with me not having a job i can totally help you build one of those. i'm dead serious
will that fit on your lawn? you might have to go to a smaller model. but definitely the secret passage. do it now, don't let the owners know about it. it would be awesome
I am coming to your wedding. Consider this my RSVP. Put me down for a vegetarian option. Of course, "vegetarian" means whiskey and coke.
Need new post...really starting to get disturbed by the alien sprawled out on the lawn.
Also, Donny the reception is wine/beer only. Bring your flask. :-p
Will do!
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