Rocks, Salt, and a heavy dose of Pre-Season Baseball

Step One: turn on NESN to watch some pre-season Red Sox baseball
Step Two: stare blankly at your computer screen trying desperately to think of something to blog about. The preceding week-long drought doesn't help matters.
Step Three: reach down without looking for your glass of coffee, bring it slowly to your mouth while watching Ortiz take ball three, and take a sip.

Step Four: Spit contents of the mug all over your computer, shirt, coffee table, when you realize the funny taste is half a cup of salt dumped surrepticiously into your coffee by your stupid younger brother.



We get geared up for April Fool's day pretty early around here.

We'll see who's laughing when he wakes up this weekend to find I've buried every piece of clothing he owns under two inches of river rocks.


Step Five: Star worrying that the salt all over your computer is going to eat into the screen and keyboard and damage it irreprably.

Step Six: Post.

-t