College was the worst thing to happen to me, financially speaking.
It was the first time in my life that my income exceeded my needs. I paid tuition, room and board, and I had money left-over.
When I was in second grade I'd get a quarter every day to buy a carton of milk at lunch. Sometimes I would, but most days, instead, I would keep the quarter in my pocket, not get any milk, and after school go home and put it in my piggy bank. By the end of the school year I was loaded. We're talking like, over thirty dollars, which is basically the treasure of Monte Cristo to an eight year-old.
As the years progressed I stopped getting quarters, and therefore had less to save. My expenditures stayed constant, though, at a flat, steady, zero. None.
I wouldn't even spend money on food and drink, things necessary for life, you think I'd waste my money on friovolities?
Anyway, high school rolls around, I get a job that pays under the table, and my saving habits have had no reason to change.
I put away almost a thousand dollars a month my senior year working five hours a week. Zero Expenditures, One Hundred Percent Savings.
Well, as I said, college came next. I wiped out my entire savings on tuition and fees freshman year, but was still working, and it wasn't long until I realized that the money I made during the month was more than enough to pay my monthly tuition bills. I had extra money.
If I hadn't been in the habit of writing tuition checks that money would have stayed in the bank, but paying bills is spending, and I had a surplus of cash.
So I bought. DVDs, toys, clothes, shoes, video games, video game systems, dinner for friends, dinner for me, plane tickets, scratch tickets, books, comic books, everything.
I haven't ever stopped.
And I'll tell you. That's no way to get rich.
And if you're not rich, how can you take over the world?
-t
3 comments:
1,000 bucks a month working 5 hours a week? What were you, a really well known stripper?
the answer is "minions". with money.
You never bought dinner for your friends. And if you did, why wasn't I there?
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