The swift brown fox.

Exchange: Northwestern Guy and High-Strung Guy

“The big question in my training class was, this guy that sat next to me – well, he didn’t at first, then they switched the seats around the second day – the big question was ‘will he pass training?’

“It was touch-and-go there?”

“Well, let’s just say – he wasn’t the swiftest knife in the drawer.”

“Was there a pool? There should have been a pool.”

“The thing that made this the funniest, was his nickname was ‘The Barberino.’”