Luffing

My boss just sent out an email to gauge interest in a harbor cruise for the floor. I’m having a real hard time thinking up reasons this would be a good idea.

Reasons an Office Harbor Cruise is a Bad Idea:

1. People from work will be there.


2. There is no way off the boat.


3. I might need to get drunk to have a good time (or to block it out).


4. Drinks will be very very expensive.


5. I don’t do well drinking at office parties.


6. I do not want to see seasick coworkers.


7. cute girl won’t be there.


8. Pretty girl probably still has a boyfriend.


9. People from work will be there.


10. There’s no way off the boat.

On the other hand, I guess I wont’ be doing anything else on a Thursday night in September, so why not?

-t


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Pearl Jam, In Hiding