I am married. I am no longer available. I am officially off the market. (I have been unofficially off the market for quite some time, actually, but now it's legal, witnessed, real, etc).
I (we) also bought a house. At some point there will be a housewarming (probably). With grilling, of vegetables (and also meat! burgers! steak tips! chicken! etc!)
So that's (1) husband (2) homeowner
And (3) the baby should be delivered either Thursday or Friday (free two-day shiping with Amazon Prime!)
-t
PS - I am still hilarious.
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CONGRATULATIONS!!
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