Brainwashed!

Things are really starting to come together for me. The future is now.

Scientists report on the ability to delete memories. I'd say we're about two steps away from a Men In Black flashy-thing.

This new development in cognition, paired with some equally exciting advances in other fields are exactly what I've been waiting for.

All I had to do was sit back and let science catch up to my vision of world domination. (Specifically, half-remembered phantom beaked rocket henchmen with mechanical limbs).

I'll probably set up a Paypal link in the sidebar so you readers can donate to the cause - you know, get in on the ground floor.