I think Roger Clemens is a little confused:

I can't really explain it. Maybe Clemens hasn't actually been watching American League baseball since he retired to Texas...

Some snips from yesterday's press conference announcing Clemens has signed with the New York Yankees:

1. During his press conference, Clemens called Derek Jeter the greatest clutch hitter he's ever played with.

No, Roger, you're thinking of Big Papi, David Ortiz, of the Red Sox .


2. He said he could now hand the ball to the greatest reliever in the game, Mariano Rivera.

No, Roger, you're thinking of Jonathan Papelbon, of the Red Sox.


3. "Make no mistake," Clemens said later, "I'm here to help this franchise do the only thing it knows how to do, win a championship..."

Oops, it looks like you're the one who made the mistake, Roger - once again, you mean the Red Sox.


I'd like to be at the game when he realizes he's playing for the wrong team.

They've got full audio of the press conference over at LoHud.