Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Monster hook-up

Voicemail:

“Hi, Tom, this is Debbie with Anonymous Investments Inc.

I was forwarded a copy of your resume and wanted to speak to you.

My number is 860-555-0034, extension 40.

I was wondering if you were a number juggler, or a chainsaw/bowling ball juggler.

I’ll be here until eleven-thirty today, Wednesday, and Thursday as well.

Thanks very much, and have a great day.”

-t    
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4 comments:

  1. Donny8:03 PM

    Is this a joke?

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  2. Tom12:03 AM

    No. This is an actual voicemail.

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  3. Donny9:52 AM

    Have you called her back yet? She gave you her number - direct extension!

    Also, there's an opening for an entry-level actuarial assistant in our Boston office.

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  4. Tom10:20 AM

    Get me a number, I'll give them a call. Also, yes, I called her back, but she wanted sales supervisors, and I'm not enthusiastic about sales. I only think you should do something if you're enthusiastic about it.

    That's why I have a boring job. I'm enthusiastic about slacking off and blogging.

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