Wednesday, July 05, 2006

A message from beyond

AUGH! Tiffany, with whom I share both a current and former employer, just forwarded an email she received from none other than... the stupid kid. It seems quitting my job was not enough:

-----Original Message-----
From: thestupidkid@oldcompany.com
Sent: Wednesday, July 05, 2006 12:10 PM
To: tiffany@newcompany.com
Subject: Digits



Hi Tiffany,

What’s up? Are you enjoying your new job? I hope you like it better than here. Monday was the worst day ever because it was the first day of a split month end. It really sucked. It would have been a lot easier on all of us if you and Tom were still here. Why did you guys have to leave?

Anyway, I hope you had a good 4th of July and didn’t lose any fingers or other appendages due to firework misshapes. Bye bye.



-Joe-


"Stupid" is a permanent condition.

4 comments:

  1. hahaha. that is beautiful. He really misses you. Did you not give him your new email address before you left??? You're not making this whole stalking thing easy on him. I guess he'll just have to try harder.

    Also, don't be mean to him...he's just concerned about you guys. You know you gotta watch out for those mis-shapen fireworks. Extra risky.

    You know you can't fix stupid. :-p

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  2. My reply to the forward went something like this:

    Tiffany, please, please, PLEASE, do NOT give him my email address, thanks.

    -t

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  3. Nice.

    You know he only emailed her so that he could find you. He luuuurves you.

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  4. I know the movie reference, John! I also know that you lurve Annie Hall.

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